Site Reviews

Knock, Knock….

Anyone home?

Yeah, so I begged to join this site thinking I might write a post or two about Low-limit SNG Strategery, but that’s been done.

I could talk about how I just played 3 SNG’s on Full Tilt, only cashed in one, but got eliminated on 2-outers in all 3. Nah, who am I kidding? Nobody wants to read that crap.

I could develop a drinking problem and cut-and-paste the crap out of RGP and 2+2, but nobody wants to read that stuff…

I could pimp the hell out of my own poker blog, or my dormant weight-loss blog, or my dormant blog about how to buy various stuff, or troll for friends for my MySpace page.

Yes, I have a MySpace page. So does Doyle Brunson, so hush now, y’heah?

In fact, Doyle’s got the classiest MySpace page in poker. Simple, cool earth-tones, no flashy crap like the “Fat-Bottomed Girls” video on mine. Unless you count the picture of Doyle wearing all 10 of his WSOP bracelets.

Now, that’s flash!

He’s also got, like 7300 friends… I’m not one of them…. Ahem, Dolly, could you see your way clear to approving me?

Yeah, so it figures my first post was review of a MySpace page. That’s the kind of Quality writing y’all can expect out of me.