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Another Brunson MySpace Review

Yep, I’m subjecting you to another MySpace review: This time, the spawn - Todd Brunson.

As classy as Doyle’s page is, I find it hard to comprehend how tacky Todd’s is - a purple pirate background? I could understand it (maybe?) if there was some basis in his image for it. Something he’s endorsing? I don’t get it.

Yeah, so you can see design is fairly lame. But, I do like the music choice, “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry, so that’s cool. On the other hand, there’s a video of dogs singing that I just don’t get.

Of course, there’s the obligatory friend of Pamela Anderson and big breasteses from back when Pamela thought online poker was a good thing but now, not so much.

The comments section is huge, because anyone with a lot of profile views geets a lot of comments spamming all kinds of crap. And this section is so wide that you have to scroll sideways to see it.

I don’t get it. The only reason for a celebrity to have a myspace page is Marketing (well, two, if you’re trying to pick up college chicks) - so wouldn’t you pay a little extra to have someone throw together a decent-looking site? Or, alternatively, ask your dad for his html and change the colors?

Yeah, Todd hasn’t added me as a friend yet, either, just like his father. Don’t suppose I’ll be getting that add now, will I?